I mean most of these are applicable for men rolling with men, and women rolling with women, and men rolling with women from both sides.
Replace “Jewels” with “Vagina” and it still applies, because according to women everywhere forever, that hurts just as bad as a kick in the balls.
Replace “Chest hair” with “Hair that comes loose from hairties” or “A mesh of hair so tangled and webbed that has come loose from their head during the roll i am no longer able to spread my fingers” It’s pretty much the same thing.
“Spazzing out so i won’t lose” everyone experiences that guy, i experienced a guy whose shoulder got dislocated because he refused to tap to a Kimura from a guy half his size. But i guess it’s more frequent for girls.
The only one that’s non applicable for men rolling with men is “I’m scared to use my strength because you might be fragile.”
Actually come to think of it… I have seen that last one happen when a 240lbs beast of a man rolled with a 120lbs beast of a fighter, the big guy was being all careful afraid to hurt the smaller man untill he got destroyed 4-5 times in a row in seconds, then he started using strength…. I mean he was still getting destroyed but it took a little bit longer.